If I Had DeMuro's Resources

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
08/10/2016 at 09:06 • Filed to: DeMuro's, dougcar

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I would buy progressively smaller cars to drive daily. And report on them.

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Keep in mind I’m 6'3" and about 320 lbs.

Start with an iQ, then move down to a Smart and then keep going with econoboxes until I had an AZ1 or something.

Then finish with a “Bradley GT” or Invader kit car. Those things are tiny inside.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 09:13

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This would be more entertaining than anything DeMuro had written.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 09:15

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You'd end up reviewing one of those Fisher Price yellow and red pedal cars.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 09:19

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I wonder what the smallest car Doug has been in. He’s a big tall man.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > CalzoneGolem
08/10/2016 at 09:20

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Oh damn

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Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 09:24

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BAM...

Peel P50.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
08/10/2016 at 09:32

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you mean Little Tikes not fisherprice.

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 10:09

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Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > CalzoneGolem
08/10/2016 at 10:26

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Zing!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 10:58

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Why not start with an H1 and move down from there, thus keeping your job longer? Of course you might get a readership drop during the midsize cars...


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/10/2016 at 11:38

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Before you know it, you’d be riding exploding boosted boards! Id watch that lol